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Lieutenant Dan and my Jenna


Soccer kid
So, let me get this right. Your kids playing on a soccer field. And some other kid totally outdo them. I mean, just really outdo them and your solution is to call the cops. Sorry Lane. Probably expect a participation trophy too. On top of it all.



I'm sure I sound terrible but thank you Josh lol
Oh my God. I cannot believe that Josh's joke just went. So under the radar. When he said, I'll save you a seat. I spit soda all over myself. That was hilarious. Thank you, Josh, I needed that. Anyways, love you guys. Happy Friday. Have a great weekend, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

I do both. Roach motel AND Airbnb.
this Junkies, About the Airbnb thing. When I go to Daytona for races, I stay at a roshi Motel, I don't touch any airbnbs up in that area. It's a crappy town. When I go to Tampa for concerts and comedy shows I stay at an Airbnb, because they're a lot cheaper. And closer. Than the expensive hotels in downtown Tampa. It's just so crazy. Well, I've been gavini.

C lane lisped
I believe that Cain lisped, after you said the word dictatorial talking about Airbnb, Sea Lane said, solid word.

Dump dinner poll
What up jockeys, man? I love the way. Sean calls people discussing because they're doing the dump dinners, but yet he's sitting there in the studio just in his chair rolling around and all his gray pubes on the floor. Oh my God. I'll take a dump dinner. Any day over a great pubes on the floor. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Live show seat question
So for the live event, I got myself 1, single hot, top ticket because that's all I intended on doing is bringing myself and hanging out for the first time in a while. And as time went by, I thought, man, it would be kind of cool to bring my daughter the last time she went was before Co, like she was single digits for the last News, Junkie event, she attended, and she actually turns 16 this coming Monday. So, I thought, man, it might be cool to bring her, however, don't have a ticket didn't plan that so long story short, if I did bring her could her and I like rotate in and out the seat for the ticket, I do have so,