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West Melbourne, June park.

Tesla driver
What's up news, junkies? How y'all doing today? That Tesla guy is a d-bag. I don't care what they say is this? Some rich, dude. Who wants? Who thinks he's owed everything. Because he's Rich, he deserves a ticket. D-bag.

Rate my Halloweenieness. This is part of our yard display with fog coming out of the cauldron. Halloween is also our anniversary. We're kinda really into this shit.

Halloween event the purge pig costume had fun


Rate my red hat lady- the  most ridiculous thing I could think to make slutty. We went to their specific store for the hats. I’m on the right, 15 years ago. 

One of my award winning displays

C-lane made my dayyy
Hey guys, I hope you're having a great Friday. I just wanted to say uh sea Lane I was listening to Tuesday's podcast. I maybe Wednesday and I was screaming because I thought that I was the only 1 who made the reference um, Bony. He? He pull up. He popping up. Damn you you gave him season ones.

My daughter is dressed up like the Black Mamba also!!!

Rate my Costume NothingPurchased All from the House I was told I look l Negan (from The Way alking Dead) so we went with it I will have to send an email for the decorations 90% created and we go nuts. Even had some DB call the cops once.